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crocodile 

An animal that could've killed Steve Irwin until a stupid stingray decided to do it instead.
(Sometime in 2003)

Steve Irwin - As you can see, this ferocious crocodile is showing some aggressiveness, crikey!

(On the morning of Monday, September 4, 2006)

Steve Irwin - That motherfucking stingray just stung me in my chest with its poisonous barb! Thanks to all my fans for a wonderful life that shouldn't have been taken away so abruptly.

(Steve Irwin dies soon after he's pulled out of the water)
crocodile by neurodistortion September 6, 2006

Beavis and Butthead

Funniest two cartoon guys ever. Piece of shit MTV took them off the air! At least we still have JACKASS. MTV sucks.
Beavis: "I am Corh-holio! My BUNGHOLE it goes.....rah! da da daaaaa!
Beavis: "Do you have pee pee? My bunghole will not wait! Bung-holiooooooooo!"
Butt-head: "Cut it out butt munch! uh huhuhuh..."
The sound of getting hit on the head, popularlized by Meme Culture.
That guy got bonked on the head.
bonk by CBa08 July 28, 2021

lonely hearts day 

Lonely hearts day is the day before valentine’s day (february 13th). On this day we all come together to realize valentine’s day is the day after in which we get to watch everyone’s happy valentine’s with their mediocre chocolates and remember no one will be buying us chocolate anytime soon. Not to be confused with broken hearts day which is the day after (february 15th) .
happy person in loving relationship: I can’t wait to celebrate Valentine’s day!

the rest of us: lol can’t relate i’ll be crying in the corner on lonely hearts day.
lonely hearts day by averyhappyboy September 2, 2018

You and your hemorrhoids 

A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!

yuri challenge 

the yuri challenge is referring to a girl from ddlc. her name is yuri, and she committed suicide by stabbing herself. this is another way of saying "go do the sayori challenge" more creatively.
"you're so uncreative, everyone says sayori challenge"
"go yuri challenge then"
yuri challenge by statvesque October 10, 2022
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