Urban Dictionary
aliyl
aliyl by Anonymous13718 November 23, 2017
cum diet
A weight loss program in which a person ingests sperm in the place of sweets. The sperm replacement hinders both the oral fixation of needing to graze as well as reinforcing the mind that sweets are not required. To be in conjunction with good eating and exercize. Found effective in reducing cravings. Sperm ingestion to be performed at time of cravings for sweets. Also helped tone neck and jaw areas.
I was 210 lbs. After three weeks of strictly working out and eating properly, I had lost 12 lbs. Then it slowed to about a pound or two a week. I added the cum diet to my regiment, and not only did I lose my extra chin, but 3 months later, I weigh 120 lbs. I would drink my bf's sperm whenever I had a craving for sweets or chips. Sometimes 4 times a day. Now I hardly want a sweet but maybe once every 2 or 3 days. It cured my sweet tooth and helped me loose the weight.
Gelta
Gelta by Frazer Bushnick March 8, 2007
Megan
Megan; a name that means “pearl” or “child of light”
Megan’s are usually born during winter or spring. They might have brown or hazel eyes and brown auburn hair. Megan’s tend to be shy and quiet but that’s not too big of a problem. Once you get to know a Megan, you will never regret it. Megan’s are beautiful, kind, intelligent, and extraordinary (in a good way). Megan’s are also very understanding and will give great advice for her friends and others because she has been through a lot in her life. Megan’s also tend to have a dark side with many secrets from her past. She can be funny and jokitive at times. Megan’s can possibly play videogames and be decent at them. Megan’s have amazing bodies and quite a booty (THICC). Megan’s tend to look down on themselves and be hard on themselves a lot. If you get a chance to become friends or even more than friends with a Megan, never let her go. Lots of boys have crushes on Megan’s and she thinks of most of them as just friends. But she doesn’t have the time for boys and usually stay single throughout her school years. If you have a crush on a Megan, just be straight forward with her and tell her how you feel because she won’t wait for you.
Megan’s are usually born during winter or spring. They might have brown or hazel eyes and brown auburn hair. Megan’s tend to be shy and quiet but that’s not too big of a problem. Once you get to know a Megan, you will never regret it. Megan’s are beautiful, kind, intelligent, and extraordinary (in a good way). Megan’s are also very understanding and will give great advice for her friends and others because she has been through a lot in her life. Megan’s also tend to have a dark side with many secrets from her past. She can be funny and jokitive at times. Megan’s can possibly play videogames and be decent at them. Megan’s have amazing bodies and quite a booty (THICC). Megan’s tend to look down on themselves and be hard on themselves a lot. If you get a chance to become friends or even more than friends with a Megan, never let her go. Lots of boys have crushes on Megan’s and she thinks of most of them as just friends. But she doesn’t have the time for boys and usually stay single throughout her school years. If you have a crush on a Megan, just be straight forward with her and tell her how you feel because she won’t wait for you.
Boy 1: “Yo, who is that cute girl over there??”
Boy 2: “I don’t really know, but I think her name is Megan.”
Boy 1: “Wow, perfect name for a perfect girl. I think I might ask her to the dance.”
Boy 2: “Go get her tiger!”
Boy 2: “I don’t really know, but I think her name is Megan.”
Boy 1: “Wow, perfect name for a perfect girl. I think I might ask her to the dance.”
Boy 2: “Go get her tiger!”
Megan by YaGurlShalisa128 March 17, 2019
taxdactory
taxdactory by tiffbaldwin July 5, 2011