Blob

To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.

Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.

Blob by pierro66 December 7, 2010

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heatbag

A person who always seems to attract unwanted attention.

every time we toke with craig we get caught. he's such a heatbag.

heatbag by okeford September 30, 2005

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Balls deep in a dead penguin

A really shitty situation

"bruh I heard your house burned down"

"yea dude I was taking a shit"
"damn bro you were balls deep in a dead penguin "

Balls deep in a dead penguin by Neonsilverpanda October 20, 2014

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Grammar Communist

Opposite of a Grammar Nazi.

Spells words poorly online and fights with Grammar Nazis in textual spelling correction fights.

Its you're not your you grammar communist.

Grammar Communist by grammar red cross December 26, 2018

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Seattle Sombrero

When you put your uncircumcised penis over another persons nose.

When he was sleeping, I gave him him a seattle sombrero.

Seattle Sombrero by Lil Bussy September 27, 2022

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George Bush

the biggest dumbass on the entire planet that should never have been elected. if the us goes down in hell because of all of our alliance countries hate us it's his fault.

if you're a fag your name must be george bush

George Bush by someone from augusta middle school May 13, 2005

raisin check

In kick boxing; a half kick to the groin area, grazing the scrotum.
Origins: Shazbot, 2013

Ala and Omar were tussling after a night of drinking, Omar channeling his Ong-Back went for a round house kick but only could get a raisin check on Ala.

raisin check by The Sam Chang (@supersam023) November 24, 2013

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