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Urban Dictionary

Douche Canoe 

Someone so full of themselves, that they feel their physical appearance entitles them to to be admired. At which point, they then utilize this false sense of admiration to attempt to take advantage of infatuated victims.
That douche canoe thinks that just because he tries to impersonate Kurt Cobain, it automatically makes him a talented idol, when in reality he is an unskilled parasite.
Douche Canoe by Seattle010518 January 7, 2018

Bum drumming 

When your are hitting it from the back and your balls are slapping her/his ass.

@c_sn_mouw
@nathan_is_a_ bum
You better watch your mouth before I start bum drumming your ass.
Bum drumming by Thiccdaddymatt February 27, 2019

Compound Word 

Combination of two words, where the first letter(s) of the first word is joined with the second word minus it's first letter(s). Based on the "Portmanteau".

Subject to rules/preferences.

1) If the first word starts with a vowel, a compound word is not possible.
2) The user can include only the first letter of the first word, or a string of letters leading up to the first vowel of the first word.
Ex. Street + Nuts = Suts, Stuts, or Struts.
3) The user can include only the first letter of the second word, or a string of letters leading up to the first vowel of the second word.
Ex. Super + Glue = Sue, or Slue.

There are two main mutually exclusive categories.

A "Prodrome" is itself an existing word, but by sound, not spelling.

Ex. Tall + Boy = Toy.
Ex. Man + Juice = Muice (sounds like Moose, therefore a Prodrome).
Ex. Cell + Phone = Cone (a word by spelling, but not when pronounced with a soft "C", therefore not a Prodrome).

A "Callidrome" is itself not an existing word by sound, spelling is irrelevant.

Ex. Fucking + Cunt = Funt.
Ex. Small + Pear = Sear (a word by spelling, but not when pronounced to rhyme with pear, therefore a Callidrome).

There are 3 sub-categories, not necessarily mutually exclusive of each other.

A "Synondrome" sounds identical to the second word.

Ex. Dirty + Dick = Dick.

An "Antidrome" sounds identical to the first word.
Ex. Cock + Block = Cock.

A "Collidodrome" keeps the entire second word.
Ex. Fat + Ass = Fass.

Special thanks to BJ
Herb: Jeff is a real cum bubble!
Bernie: Cubble.
Herb: Nice compound word Bernie, Jeff is a cubble.
Compound Word by Bernie+Herb March 9, 2018
Sofia- is a bot that brings food to school and can’t say refrigerator.
Sofia- by Littledude23 March 6, 2024
The gayest piece of ass you've ever met beyond what other definitions say
Damn Mr. Villaneda is the definition of gay

needle nose foot licker 

1.A person that is annoying or laughs to much

2. A made up country word
Person 1: you laugh to much
Person 2: (giggles)

Person 1: needle nose foot licker
Dude, could you had me the spickie so I can write on this box.
spickie by Lisa McDonald July 1, 2005
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