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Urban Dictionary

Mass Surveillance 

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.
"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."
Mass Surveillance by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020

Defibrillator

N. 1) A device found in most places of business that prevents you from lying later. 2) A word paramedics use to say goodbye. Usually cheesy.
1) After his third and most fetal lie, Timmy had to use a defibrillator to make sure it never happened again.
2) "I'll defibr-u-later!!" "*sigh*"
Defibrillator by Johneyt November 19, 2011

Horanghae 

Made by Kwon Soonyoung a.k.a Hoshi of SEVENTEEN since 2019 and Carats even don't know why they should claim this word for Hoshi when it was obviously from Hoshi. They even didn't care other artists or fandoms use this word but that particular group of racoon who also make fun of SEVENTEEN's leader, S.Coups pic when he was in his bad state of mental health and called Woozi, the 4th best producer in Asia Artist Award that he is narcissistic or whatever that mean just because he made Wooahae based on his own name and not from the group name. That particular racoons seems mad and desperately claimed Horanghae to be theirs'. So, Carats just laugh silently while watching their desperate behaviour.
Racoon 1: He made it based on his own name and not the group name? What a narcissistic!

Racoon 2: Horanghae is originally invented by.... Who tf is Hoshi?

Racoon 3: #scoups 😜 *put cartoon pic of ableism*
Horanghae by Stfubtcharmpit December 28, 2021

funny banana 

a penis or phallic object, typically used in a Roblox setting
funny banana by A Strange Mann August 21, 2018

Octapussy 

The number one keg race team in america.Spring Jam 09 Keg RAce champs
The octapussies used a octabong to absolutely demolish every other team in the keg race...OCTAPUSSY
Octapussy by KING OCTO April 29, 2009
Acronym of 'all women are women', used whenever a woman behaves like a typical woman.

Encapsulates the whole enchilada of the workings of the female race, especially when it comes to fucking men over, from relationships to marriage. The normal aspects when AWAW are wanting fame, fortune and muscle in order to fullfil their AWAW desires.
Daniel: "Helen screwed me over again, she said she loved me before I went overseas, so I didn't look at any other women. Then I get home and she has another boyfriend, I give up."

Dave: "Ahhh, AWAW, you cant beat them - all they want is your attention until the next guy comes along."
AWAW by Mut Rusec August 7, 2010
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