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akerberg 

difficult or gut-wrenchingly aching defecation, a painful shit
wow... I can hardly sit-down after that akerberg
akerberg by George Taffy November 21, 2023

shite hawk 

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them
workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is
shite hawk by Garry & Scobie June 1, 2007

Abercrombie & Fitch 

A slutty store for rich, preppy, skinny hipsters.The attire is consistent with see through shirts and daisy dukes that fit well on the posters of nude models that are everywhere you go. Everything is so disgusting you'll probably need to bleach your eyes once you leave. (More disgusting than Nicki Minaji's plastic ass) Sometimes nicknamed Abercrombie & Bitch because everyone who works there and shops there is more rude than the ladies from Dance Moms.
Person: Do you shop at Abercrombie & Fitch?
Me: I would rather give up Tumblr and gay fanfic than go within 50 feet of that store.

Donna Mary DeKnight 

International drag queen sensation, with unlimited alter egos and drag sisters.
'Larve, I just saw Donna Mary DeKnight whirl a bitchy elite spot. She pushed me so hard.'
By far the coolest and, more importantly, most caring teacher in the history of the universe. Her student-advocate award next to her bookshelf says it all. One might say she may even be “too caring”. However, those people are obviously stupid. MC is the type of teacher you can talk to when your grade isn’t looking too good and the type of teacher you can talk to when your life isn’t looking too good. MC is the type of teacher that literally always has your back, even when you crush cheez-itz in her clean chrome books. MC is the type of teacher you can call your friend without looking like a complete frickin loser. MC is the type of teacher to act like she gets irritated then get called out for faking it. MC is the type of teacher that is hands down, truly the best teacher in the history of the world.
Joshua- “Hey Kevin. Is Emily still being an asshole?”

Kevin- “Yeah. It’s okay though cuz MC has my back on this.”
MC by liebensteinowitzberg April 29, 2019
Hottest guy you will ever meet. Picks up hoes by the minute. Is very muscular. Usain bolt couldn’t even come close to this mans godly speed. A god at anything he does and very funny.
Dylan
Dylan by JOE727272 November 27, 2021
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