To drink ones self into oblivion on Friday and continue the process until class on Monday. While getting Sekelied, one does not worry about personal hygiene, attractiveness of sexual partner, the sex of said partner, or even the age of said partner; basically life in general outside of their room and fridge. To be truly Sekelied, generally one must consume nothing but 3 to 4 cases of beer during the weekend. Food is not important.

The best thing ever.

Slang for autistic Australian people.

The one who holds thy name or nick “DINZ” is thy one who withholds the most cooch.

Another anti-Semitic dog whistle used by white supremacists, based on the lie that there were Israeli's dancing and celebrating when the twin towers were hit on 9/11.

The branch of physics that deals with objects that aren't guaranteed to move when force is applied, but merely exist in a state of potential motion until observed. It's the science of why your dropped toast always lands butter-side down, why the bus you're waiting for has a 90% chance of arriving only after you light a cigarette, and why the line you choose at the grocery store will, with statistical certainty, be the slowest. It's less about Newton's laws and more about Murphy's Law, quantified.