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dildophobic 

Dildophobic dil-do-fo-bik, adj., a condition whereby one exhibits an aversion to any phallus-shaped sex toy designed for insertion into the vagina or anus. Characteristically afflicting sexually insecure males, but has been known to occur in sexually repressed women as well.

See vibraphobic.
She had to hide her dildos from her dildophobic boyfriend or he would throw them in the garbage due to insecurity about his small penis.
dildophobic by Holepuncher October 13, 2012
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St Mary's Bishops Stortford 

facts:
-Located in your mum
-school is 2km wide(like ur mums vag)
-Wreaks of warm breath and sweaty eyelids
-The place where people go to lotion their mum
-ran by a horse
-Ran by teachers with their cheds out
-equivalent of when your washing ur face and water drips down ur elbows

It is a school where dedicated to achieving excellence for all
kid: do you st mary's
me: yes and so does ur mum
kid:cries cos st mary's bishops stortford is so good
me:like ur mum

fap to the future

When you masterbate so fast u reach 88 miles per hour and go back in time
Dude last night fap to the future. I came on my great granddad

Communist Cat 

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth
Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!

flying ladder

When a man with a Jacob’s ladder piercing stands on a bed and another person assumes the position of face down ass up on the floor, the man jumps off the bed and flys into the other person.
Hey Jamie I tried the Flying Ladder last night, I almost broke my dick but it was totally worth it.
flying ladder by Rumpleforeskim September 28, 2022

Tunnel Snake 

Tunnel Snaking is when you drop your feces on a pan, then either heat it in the microwave, oven, or with fire, until it is almost completely solid. Then you forcibly insert it into the anus of somebody you wish to degrade. You leave it their and wait until they need to make feces, then they have to poop out both of the feces.
Yea. David was being a bitch again, so I just went into the kitchen and warmed up my shit, then came out and tunnel snaked him till he cried and his asshole bled.

Dude.... That is so Fucked up on so many levels.

cuckoo house 

When people are put in a house and are all fucked by the same man
Hey,last night I got fucked real hard in cuckoo house