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To exceed expectations
Derived from a 2020 meme, Spronk is the combination of 'Sprite' and the popular 'Stonks' meme. It refers to the way Macdonalds post-mix Sprite seems to taste much stronger than that from other places, suggesting that they put more Sprite in their Sprite than one might expect.

(to have spronk) The quality of something/someone having more of you wanted than you expected.
A person that has spronk is someone that stands out in some way because they are surprisingly good at something, but you wouldn't know just by looking at them.
An object or thing that has spronk might be worth more than you thought at first glance.

(to spronk) To do better than you expected you would or to find unexpected reserves or skills that help you achieve something you thought you would fail at.
to outperform projected metrics or overdeliver.
"Damn'! This cocktail has some spronk! Looks like I'm not driving home tonight."

"How did you do in your exam?"
"Well I wasn't confident, but it turns out I spronked it! I got an A"

"How was your date last night?"

"Great success... The man has some spronk, that's for sure"

"So there's gonna be a second date then?"
"Oh definitely... but I'll need some time to recover from this one first, if you know what I mean."

"If you want to impress me, you'll have to show some spronk."

"He sits around all day and does fuck-all. Literally no spronk at all"

"Did you get that house?"
"Nah, It spronked. It went for way more than my top bid."
Spronk by stonksstonks November 25, 2021

The Mother Troll 

Recent years have seen a huge rise in the number of trolls frequenting internet forums. If the current rate of increase continues it is projected that by 2020 up to 50% of information on the internet will be the direct result of trolling. By 2030 this number will be over 100%. Many believe that this phenomenon will have catastrophic results, not only because people will no longer have any interesting sources to copy their opinions from but also because it will give rise to the fabled being known as The Mother Troll. The Mother Troll will be created when all the anger and annoyance caused by trolling on the world wide web reaches a level so intense that it conglomerates into a conscious being. This god of trolls with not rest until all interesting debate and knowledge has been destroyed and it has thoroughly pissed on everybody's parade.
Person 1: Well that's a very interesting point. Do you take into account the idea that those who are in such a position may feel differently though?

Person 2: I try to take into account everybody's ideas and feelings and yes I can see that others may feel differently from me and I respect that.

THE MOTHER TROLL ARISES

Person 1: Ah well whatever your nothing but a stupid fan boy anyway noob.

Person 2: fuk u disphit i banged your mum last night

Person 1: i have so mush satisfaction in the knowledge that a remtard like you will soon be shoved into a small padded cell where you belong

Person 3: GOD IS RIGHTEOUS AND HE WILL BURN THE HOMOSEXUALS

ect.

Cat erection 

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.
"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"
Cat erection by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017
The hooker that steal people mans
Omg Jayla is such a hooker : Jayla left the kids :
Jayla by Nimo September 6, 2019

get big in the club 

To lift weights in the gym. You gotta get in shape at the gym to impress all the ladies at the club.
Jordan: "Wanna get big in the club, bro?
Matt: "Yeah man. Gotta impress those ladies."

Taxidermy 

To stuff a dead body with candy and various sweets. Like a piñata
karrem and I want to taxidermy Michael
Taxidermy by Victoriaf2314 August 27, 2021
artificially or genetically modified human.
often superior to regular humans.
sometimes telepathic or magic.
Question: What are we?
Answer: Temesson!
Question: What are we not?
Answer: The Old Deepstate!
temesson by netlorist January 18, 2024
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