alternative descriptive pronoun; derivative of cunt, stupid or inept mammal usually female.

The act of making people wait for you while you take a long dump.

A term for extreme shock, but trying to seem comedic at the same time.

To perform a Goesensnjoed, a male person needs to stick his penis into a long plastic tube. The other end of the tube needs to be used by an Orang Utang to stick his penis into. On a count to 3, both participants need to start peeing at the same time. This is when the Goesensnjoed happens.

wtfriday is a weekly holiday celebrating the end of a long week and preparing oneself for an awesome weekend by making a point to be mind fucked and or making sure someone else gets mind fucked.

If you need to look it up, you are either infected, or you are a script kiddie, in which you should die.