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Urban Dictionary
preppy pause
A phenomenon of early '80s New Wave dance music (supposedly attractive to preppies of the era), where the song is interrupted by a moment or two of silence.
preppy pause by Tomte November 16, 2005
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gf kidz
Leader of the fucking beastly clan NO HESITATION, joey loves chilly skill, joey has pk vids with NH abilities gf baseball rs is better
gf kidz by i love u tbh May 16, 2009
Lard
Flippa Chick
Susan’s a flippa chick. He’ll get rid of her when he finds ‘the one’
He’s only fucking her until he gets a proper gf. She’s a flippa chick.
She’ll never be in a proper relationship. She’s a flippa chick.
Stop having sex with him girl, you’re his flippa chick
She thinks she’s special to him, but’s just his flippa chick
He’s only fucking her until he gets a proper gf. She’s a flippa chick.
She’ll never be in a proper relationship. She’s a flippa chick.
Stop having sex with him girl, you’re his flippa chick
She thinks she’s special to him, but’s just his flippa chick
Flippa Chick by Ecee83fit May 7, 2020
Cunch Punt
The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
Cunch Punt by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021