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IWYSUF 

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- Acronym for “ It’s What You Signed Up For “
You’re saying as a police officer assigned to the S.W.A.T. Unit, you were afraid to enter the classroom where students were being slaughtered ?” IWYSUF !
IWYSUF by BluzPower June 23, 2022
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Fake Italian 

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Someone who says they're Italian but has light skin and blue eyes
Friend: "Yeah, i'm all Italian"
me (italian): "mmmmm I don't think so sis"
Thinking to myself: "Nah she a fake Italian"
Fake Italian by Anonomous__ November 10, 2018
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bagel 

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probably the best thing your tastebuds will ever meet. you can eat a bagel anywhere at any time.
lila: “dude i had the best bagel this morning”
devyn: “was it an everything bagel?”
bagel by scoopmypoop69 May 7, 2019
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Muddy Lizard 

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A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.
1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"
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Queso

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When you clap someone so hard their body speeds up so quickly you can actually detach a part from them.
“I’m gonna Queso your ass over to Pluto for that joke”.
Queso by nonceivable April 7, 2019
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Chi-coms 

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abbreviation for "Chinese Communist(s)"
Hummer vehicle company was sold to the Chi-coms.
Chi-coms by i<3capitalism July 21, 2009
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