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The Deutsch Show

When someone charismatic is hilarious and makes jokes that work out perfectly, sometimes the people that person is hanging out with feel like they are watching a show. They would call that "The Deutsch Show"
A metaphorical title for someone's antics.
"Alex Deutsch is hilarious!"
"She runs her own The Deutsch Show"
The Deutsch Show by hearmymeow December 28, 2009

Green Porn 

To love gardening by toiling in the soils of the out-of-doors, propagating honest and humble legal plants for pure enjoyment of nature, the earth and seeing something grow. It is okay to talk green porn to other like-minded individuals. Beware as those who do not will quickly get the deer-in-headlights look or the Homer glazed over look.
That "Hosta la vista" baby group on Facebook is Green Porn man.
Garden tours with the gals is just good green porn time.
swapping seeds with neighbours is what I did this weekend. Can't wait until I see my green porn.
Green Porn by Saladmaster November 4, 2012
(It stands for shagging the cats .) First it can get your wife to divorce you . Secondly if you shag more than 10cats then your a legend . i will give you some advice to make your family happy becayuse there not becayse if you shag the cats you know then take them to a desert and them shag a bull.
Kid:Mommy i just shagged a cat
Mom:WHAT DID YOU JUST SHAGGTC
Shaggtc by Shagging the cats! December 23, 2019

Google Goggles 

When You place your scrotum over a girls eyelids (or open eyes depending on how she likes it) while she gives you head. This may be harder to men with smaller penises because it has to go around her nose and into her mouth.

(google is just a dorky way of saying penis)
My friend gave his girlfriend the google goggles with her eyes open! now thats loving devotion!
Google Goggles by Philopean September 11, 2006
Ujju is my baby
And ain't nobody, nobody gonna call him with that name

He's always going to be mine you hoes
Ujju is a goomd pyri suar
ujju by Fatima bubz 😤 November 23, 2021

Google-Paranoia

Intense fear that Google wants to misuse info about your shitty boring life.
Your google-paranoia is getting worse. You better up that lexapro-dose.
Google-Paranoia by Buns78 November 24, 2009
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