A euphemism for calling in sick to work so that one may stay at home and fist his or her significant other throughout normal business hours.

This does not require the employee to actually be ill. Instead, a California Sick Day is defined by the act of business-hours fisting, regardless of the health of the participants.

When you gonna give keyanna (Lil momma) good dick.

Uhm this is my name lol, so for all the mitekshis out there here you go!
Mitekshi is smart,intelligent BEAUTIFUL and ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!

A Plastic band(bracelet) that is worn on one's wrist preferably by a so called 'Grungy' or n e who likes em the jist of em is if someone brakes your shagband u hav to shag em...thats about it really and they come in different colours n some mean different things ie.a kiss

the coolest guy on the earth, the most okay from my class, got bitches, xanax pills, drug adiccted, based, cool, goth boi, 100/10, best bf 4 my nemo, cel mai bun din clasa. fcsb nu ii steaua, juan

Related to Godwins Law. Only instead of comparing an event to those of Nazis or Hitler, Iantos Law will claim the death of a fictional character is equal to or worse than the death of a real person.

Named after the death of fictional character Ianto Jones in BBC sci-fi drama special "Torchwood: Children of Earth". This death was taken badly by fans of the gay character, leading some to even claim it was equally or more traumatic that the deaths of actual friends or relatives.