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obnoxious basketball guy 

some guy who is obsessed with basketball. their favorite month is march because of march madness. when their team gets a goal it comes close to getting a goal, they get super loud. when confronted about their obsession, they get super defensive about it.
obnoxious basketball guy: WOOOO PURDUE WON!

hobo 2: stfu
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Bazz Jazzyford's Grandmother 

258 Year old woman who lives in Bazz Jazzyford's dumpster
a brayden is someone who’s very sweet, kind and puts his whole heart into things but you see, brayden’s never really good at showing it. so often in a relationship with a brayden, you might not quite feel it but he loves you with everything he is. if you get a brayden, don’t ever let him go. but brayden’s also very easily get overwhelmed and are MAJOR flirts, so try not to overdo it with a brayden and you’ll have a husband for life. brayden’s are also very sporty and seem very shy at first but when you get to know them they’re the most loud, obnoxious, beautiful people. brayden’s are fun to joke around with and can very easily keep a secret but opening up to a brayden is a different story! they will listen with open ears and a hug ready for you, but after everything they never really know what to say. but sometimes their simple answers are the only thing you need.
“that’s brayden right there!” “omg!! i love him, he’s the biggest sweetheart.
brayden by Plsfuncoolgood June 20, 2023
Perm boy mexican who can't shoot threes 3 in basketbal
"How did he miss that?" It's Orlando what do you expect!
Orlando by aflkfjsaklfsafsaf December 3, 2021
the triplet of Elrond and Elros
created on twitter by @mxrkwoodian and @lordstardome
ugh i miss Dnorle so much”
“who is that lol”
“omg are you even on lotr twitter???”
Dnorle by littlepoopboy September 12, 2021

melomaniac 

One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
melomaniac by Larstait November 14, 2003
Word of the Day on March 1, 2021

silent pimp 

A Silent Pimp is a young lady who keeps various guys on the side. These can be ex boyfriends, old friends, etc. Most silent pimping is done via txt msg and/or email,
but can also take place on websites such as Myspace.com.

Here are a few signs that you might have a silent pimp on your hands:

1. deletes her txt msg and call history
2. constantly checks her phone for txt or calls
3. refers to ex boyfriends as a "friend"
Remember Wendy from High School? She was a huge silent pimp.
silent pimp by Doug Masters January 12, 2008