Bob Ross and Chill

Nearly identical to Netflix and Chill, except that Bob Ross's "The Joy of Painting" is always the viewing material. Once engaged in sexual activity, the participants must look at the TV screen every so often to gasp in wonder at the magnificent masterpiece unfolding before their eyes.

Man 1: I invited Jenny over for Bob Ross and Chill last night.

Man 2: How was it?

Man 1: It was amazing! He painted a windmill in a peaceful valley with... Oh... You mean Jenny?

Bob Ross and Chill by OfAaron3 March 23, 2016

Kaphlarganarken

A expression of extreme emotion; can be used to display surprise or exasperation.

"KAPHLARGANARKEN! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT," I screamed when Johnny jumped out from being the wall.

"Ah! Kaphlarganarken," Joe yelled exasperatedly while throwing his hands in the air when his computer wouldn't turn on.

Kaphlarganarken by KaflaffelWaffle April 19, 2022

the long sell

A scheme, trick or a practical joke that may take days, weeks and sometimes years to accomplish. Usually done with bad intentions. Very few people have the unimaginable self discipline that it takes to perpetuate this ongoing charade.

In "there's something about Mary," the long sell pulled off by Norm, the pizza delivery guy is quite impressive. By pretending to have a broken back and using crutches day in and day out he is able to get up close and personal with her as his chiropractor. The count of Monte cristo holds the record for the longest sell in history...20 years.

the long sell by gator777 October 25, 2014