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Urban Dictionary

1. An ungodly amount of alcohol. Somewhere in the ballpark of 30 shots and a 30 pack, consumed by one person.

2. Pale ass bitch. Also referred to as casper, pastey,ghost,etc.
1. I was so DESTROYED last night. I ended up drinking a Dallin and getting a dirty gas pump from Ryan. After that i was porky pigging it for the rest of the night.

2. Dude that kid is so pale, He's so fuckin Dallin
Dallin by gnarkill666 April 17, 2008

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When you smash your forehead on the keyboard because you don't know what to define in Urban Dictionary.
A: "hgfghjnjkmggrfhjhgretgyikooil"

B: are u okay?
A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane).
That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.
utard by Incogitatus April 6, 2008

Alex Vause 

The hottest woman alive. She is a character in Orange Is the New Black. She is tall, hot, and a lesbian. She likes to read and holy shit she looks hot while doing it. She has jet black hair and secretary glasses that make me go insane. You should definitly check her out.
Me: Damn Alex Vause is hot. I wish she was my wife
Friend: Agreed
Alex Vause by Sadietheoitnbobsessed January 11, 2023

Temu dog 

Look at that temu dog over there, its huge.
Temu dog by sniff my toes September 22, 2023

pound a camper

see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.
pound a camper by ae123456 January 14, 2009

Bossification 

The process of pimping out something to the point it can not be out pimped.
Friend 1: We have begun the process of bossification
Bossification by Triplechris April 1, 2015
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