A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.

elongated version of famous cordial brand 'robinsons' used to describe juice of any sort whilst stoned.

asja sando man

A blow job (in Texan slang).

Verbal expression of being excited, surprised, disappointed, ect; The act of being like damn...

If you ever meet an Alondra then you better treat her good cause she will defend her best friends but will cut a bitch throat if they mess with anyone she cares for ಠ_ಠ
Alondra is super shy at first but when she starts talking she's going to be joking around laughing A LOT and if you do be nice you got yourself a new best friend ( ･ω･ ) but piss her the fuck off and she'll be killing you in your sleep ಠ_ಠ she also has a pretty thick booty but covers it with a long shirt or hoodie. Always thinks she's not being loud when she is and is really bad at whispering she will be just talking to you and will immediately be loud and tell her to lower her voice its always I'm not loud