purrfunctory

Describes what a cat traditionally does to get attention and/or food, even though he may not actually feel all that affectionate or contented.

Jon is such a wishy-washy pushover dat he usually gives in to Garfield's purrfunctory behavior.

purrfunctory by QuacksO July 11, 2024

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Cragler

A person whose quality of work or work ethic is below the standards of a handicapped or mentally retarded person.

These craglers can't even make french fries right.

Cragler by Davidsirritation January 24, 2009

ass grapler

1. N. An ass grappler is one who sticks to your ass in an effort to enter your colon with their nose or face so they may get slightly ahead in the world.

2. N. A homosexual male that tenaciously chases ass at the expense of his friends and relatives. They usually have no repect for the object of their desire as well.

Chuck is such an incessant ass grapler.

ass grapler by Fred M April 21, 2006