Head up

steer toward the wind.

"As the dark clouds rolled in and the wind picked up, the captain commanded, 'Helmsman, head up!'"

Head up by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

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Jena

If a rural area had a ghetto.

I hear people from Jena kiss their dog on the mouth.

Jena by FancyBeaver October 13, 2020

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fork

a fake dork, one who pretends to be lame

"What is 2+2?" Bill asked.
"Uhhh 5?" Bob said.

Bob is a fork. He knew the answer, but decided to be a fork instead.

fork by natamatar March 14, 2009

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Crafe

A "Safe Crash" Otherwords, the driver in the car doesn't get hurt.

What the hell ! He cut me off !!! I hope you Crafe so you can't drive anymore. Asshole ..

Crafe by TheGreyLeg May 2, 2013

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weapons grade stupidity

Tech-support slang for customer intelligence that is so low it poses a severe hazard to those who come in contact with it. Some times abbreviated as WGS.

Did you hear about that user on the second floor who managed to force an Ethernet cable into a laptop's USB port? Fried the computer and it had to be replaced. I don't care who you are... that's some weapons grade stupidity right there.

weapons grade stupidity by Rbp-7-(Ooz) July 17, 2017