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Status Clitical

From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"

The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".

The real thing should say

"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!
Status Clitical by Tookar April 13, 2005
Sarai is hot af she will still your man even before you know it she's the most amazing person you will ever meet she is such a good friend the best there is never let go of her you will regret it she is really sweet and savage af at times she really cares about family
Sarai is my partner in crime
Sarai by Your best frannn-j January 21, 2017

Sr. Jordan 

Random guy who teaches Spanish
Noboday:
Random Spanish Teacher: Sr. Jordan~ Me gusta mucho.
Sr. Jordan by hidsonWujdo February 26, 2019
- verb/noun (yěkst)

yexted, yexting, yexts

To yell through a text
1)I got so mad at my girlfriend that I sent her a nasty yext.

2) I'm yexting at my bitch of a friend for pulling that dick move.
Yext by vanillanoobscoop April 1, 2009

Kelly Descamps 

An amazing, tall, wonderful girl. She is really pretty, funny and cool. Any guy or girl who's is lucky enough to have Kelly Descamps as a friend should be happy. Any guy who has her a girlfriend is the luckiest guy alive. She is a one of a kind.
Guy 1: Hey dude. Why are you so happy?
Guy 2: I just asked out Kelly Descamps and she said yes!
Guy 1: Man, you're so lucky. She's awesome.
Guy 2: I know!
Guy 1: She's so funny and cool.
Guy 2: Not to mention pretty and down right amazing.
Guy 1: Man, I'm so jealous.
A vaporization device that gets you mid asf.
Aye bro let me smack that ripper
Ripper by jimmytheripper January 19, 2022
AN awesome all around typa guy. Everyone likes him and he gets all the bitches. Hes the dankest guy around and is yuck at hockey. If you ever meet one of these, make sure to say hi and become friends with him as it will benefit. Genos and apples are daily occurences in this mans life, as well as rippin up some chel with the boys. Impeccable sty on the ice and effortless awesomeness. Lovable person.
"Thats a Maxfeld isnt it"
Maxfeld by Logan Yan January 12, 2023
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