a delusional retard that uses other peoples words to make them sound bad just to have a reason to dislike them

The action of jerking off your canine best friend

To laugh in someones face.

The other guy that calls me about my cars extended warranty

It's a series of overpriced tablets from Apple that are essentially larger versions of iPod Touchs, claimed as innovative from Apple and it's legion of casuals.

A complex maneuver in the NBA where the player takes more than two steps after dribbling the ball and does not get called for a traveling violation. It gets it name from the common crab, which naturally are born with 8 legs. A well done crab dribble will incorporate 8 steps and give the illusion the player is only taking 2 steps.