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Jovolonie 

Quiet, yet so much to say. Shy, yet can be so hurtful. Careless and doesn’t ever put anything back to where it belongs.
The new guy in class is so Jovolonie.
Jovolonie by Mimi3748291 December 4, 2019
He found himself in quite the quabble
Quabble by sjsudbehje July 23, 2026
The most awesome girl you will ever meet. Hilarious, Hot, Pretty. NOT to be confused with Lea, who will sleep with any other guy.
Damn, I wish I was Leah
Leah by AlexTheAwesome August 24, 2011

Wanklebagger 

A person that enjoys fondling old goat balls.
Man, that old farmer sure is a wanklebagger.
Wanklebagger by Lucas Temperate September 7, 2025
A sport which requires a BRAIN and FITNESS unlike american football where you run for 5 seconds and stop, if you think soccer is easy, think again, watch the top 3 leagues on the world English Premiership, Italian Serie A, Spanish La Liga and you will see how they play, soccer you CAN make contact unlike basketball where you put one hand on the guy and its a foul. With soccer it can take more than 5 years to be a good player with all the skills involved in the sport, soccer players need to be running for 90 mins OFFICIALLY not 85 minutes 90 because of stoppage time unlike american football where you run for 10 mins. You need to have a passion for soccer to play it, its useless playing with no passion because you wont get anywhere, soccer has the most passionate fans out of any sport and if you dont believe me, search soccer ultras on the internet and you will see, the point is that soccer is the best sport and requires the most out of any other sport.
Soccer requires:
Fitness
Skill
Intelligence
Finesse
A brain
Mental and physical strength
AND LOADS MORE
Soccer by 19 Kranjcar 19 February 11, 2007

Pimp dick 

Pimp uses his dick to slap bitches
"You betta have ma benjamins or I'll dickslap you bitch!"
"woah... Greg had to use is pimp dick to slap there asess today..."
Pimp dick by TTMP May 7, 2007
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