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Sparklefraffle 

A sparklefraffle is a hideous pain in your wrist. Sparklefraffles occur when you have typed too much, when you have 4 pets or more and you have to pet all of them or when you masturbate longer than 78.5 minutes.
Sparklefraffles appear suddenly, often in the morning and they last from two hours up to two days.
Farfernugel: "June, have you answered Barry Gibb's email?"

June: "No, I can't type, I have this sparklefraffle in my left wrist."

Farfernugel: "Pet- or self pleasure-sparklefraffle ?"

June: "From proofreading you peckerfuckerhead!"

Battle Toaster 

A close preppy friend, similar to a homie.

The term originated in Pittsburgh's northern suburbs where it was obvious that, unlike in Blue Belt neighborhoods such as Homewood or Homestead, any usage of the word homie would be very out of place and tend to create a socially awkward situation. It is derived from Wexford, a wealthy postal district in said northern suburbs.
My wexies got my collar.
Wexie by Chairmin September 5, 2008

ChanTeja 

ChanTeja is a beautiful women that knows what she wants in life she definitely gives off Pisces she’s a keeper so if you come across her just knows she’s a freak in the sheets but a lover girl but watch out because she’s also crazy !!
ChanTeja is the baddest!!
ChanTeja by ChanTeja November 20, 2023
You: You know my friend Mike? Friend: Who’s Mike You: Mike Hunt
Mike by Golden Wind fan June 27, 2021
a perm beganli;classifies himself as many things like ,riley steverr lover,begali bandit,bengali batman.
Riley:Stop i don’t like sakiul
Sakiul: Yes you do.
sakiul by Sakoulugh May 10, 2023

_pluto_edits 

a typical jschlatt fan. but hates cmc.
Look over there! It’s _pluto_edits! I heard they like chuckle sandwich and Jschlatt!
_pluto_edits by fruitymeadows September 15, 2021
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