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Blackoutz can generally be divided into two categories, "High" blackoutz, and "obese" blackoutz. High blackoutz are classified by the inability to later recall any memories from the High period, even when prompted. These blackoutz are characterized also by the ability to easily recall things that have occurred within... the last 2 minutes, yet inability to recall anything prior to this period. As such, a person experiencing an high blackout may not appear to be doing so, as they can carry on conversations or even manage to accomplish difficult feats. It is difficult to determine the end of this type of blackoutz as sleep typically occurs before they end. 4 obese blackoutz are characterized by the ability to recall certain events from an sober period, yet be unaware that other memories are missing until reminded of the existence of these 'gaps' in memory. Research indicates that obese blackoutz are far more common than high blackoutz.
Blackoutz (food related amnaesia))
Recommended maximum intake of Food
A blackoutz is a phenomenon caused by the intake of food in which long term memory creation is impaired. Blackoutz are frequently described as having effects similar to that of anterograde amnesia. 'Blacking outz' is not to be confused with the mutually exclusive act of 'passing out', which can happen after.
Bill-After that blackoutz last night I was on the toliet for 3 hours.
Bob-Damn I had a blackoutz last night I had enough dairy to feed the needy
blackoutz by Whiffer December 6, 2010
Person who accesses internet forums with the expressed purposes of stirring up trouble or deliberately post contraversial material adverse to the general feeling of the majority of posters, or more often to be just plain fucking annoying and offensive. This is usually a result of an insane egotistical complexity that they cannot resolve in normal life, just plain old fashion attention seeking.
See Craig David on the Chavscum forum, and various other obvious and deliberate trolls.
troll by Spike T October 2, 2005

olidoesntlikeyou 

a genderfluid lesbian on tiktok that is really pog and loves ranboo, tommyinnit, niki nihachu, and captain puffy on the dream smp
you: hey have you seen olidoesntlikeyou on tiktok?
other person: no i haven’t

you: oh you should look at their videos their pretty swag
U wanna 5stack?
- Well, 5stack.
5stack by eyesyahck October 22, 2023

kyle neil 

mr neil is such a nice person, he is alwys very nice. he always gives 7/7 for his students in the first row
boy 1: is that kyle neil?
boy 2: Yeah, he's the best teacher ever!
girl 1: he always gives us 7/7s!
girl 2: but only if you're in the front row of the class...

Salmoning 

When you take your hand and wave it back and forth like a fish tale between a girls boobs.
This girl had an amazing rack and great cleavage so I walked up to her and started salmoning her with my hand. She said I salmoned her like a gentleman.
Salmoning by OneShot July 25, 2012