An extremely talented person who loves to bake cookies with people named shelby and eat them with max the cat and shelby the human. Phoebe loves to dance and eats french fries on a daily basis. Her hobbies are knitting, and folding laundry. She can't get enough of that laundry detergent. She's legally blind but she can see shapes. She is VERRRRRYYYYYYYY PWEEEETTTYYY. AND I FABULOUS PERSON. who likes to write long paragraphs.

but your a creep for looking up my full name

The feeling that one gets the morning after eating D.P. Dough directly before bed, synonymous with a desert in one's mouth.

Receiving a blow job during a game of monopoly. Other players must be present and the game must contiinue its course of action.

October 25th is National do something stupid day. It’s obvious what I mean. Just do something stupid!!!

invented figure skating. part time winnie the pooh hunter, can often be found in canadian forests looking for his friend. certified as the best looking athlete in the world by me, and certified as the best looking goat, also by me.

I'm so overwhelmed and exhausted and tired but I don't want to give up because I cannot bear to become a failure, I don't want to be a failure but I'm so unbearably tired. I hate everything and everyone and how I feel and I can't do this, I'm so goddamn tired.