kept girl

A female that is "kept" by a wealthy person in case their current relationship / marriage falls through. They are often paid a yearly salary to stay on retainer.

The kept in "kept girl" implies two things: One being that they are well kept for financially, the other being that they are kept by what could be considered their owner, ie. they are "keeping" her.

"She's a kept girl."

kept girl by WHOA. May 30, 2008

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Dagger Dick

A long, thick, pointy penis/dick that is really good for hitting your g-spot

Gimme that dagger dick

Dagger Dick by LocalVocabulary January 29, 2019

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Stink Tent

The pocket of stench that occurs when the back of your shirt hangs over the shitter.

"Man that Chinese food I ate for lunch left me with a nasty stink tent all day."

Stink Tent by beerwick March 11, 2009

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Procrastibation

When needing to do something, only to have a sexual thought, image, or sound provoke your inner horniness, thus making you procrastinate, probably due to seeking out porn.

"Dude, I wanted to get that paper done, but I saw a picture of a topless chick on Youtube and was pulled into procrastibation.

Procrastibation by Ramshel March 10, 2012

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shahrizah

Shahrizah is someone who is doesn’t think before she speaks, who has a funny and loud personality. Someone like shahrizah will look like she is rude but once you get to know her you will find out that she is literally so sweet and outgoing and pretty. She is someone who will not like her inverted picture when she looks beautiful in everything but still is demotivate herself

Other: shahrizah is so loud and rude
Me: you just don’t know how lovely and caring and silly she is even I love her so much

shahrizah by Freddybee November 21, 2023