A person, usually a girl, who has mental problems from using crack on a 24/7 basis and occationaly going into a ramble and accidentally soundinglike she is speaking a different language.. sounds like dutch.
crackdutch: see I was going to renda eles trinifinac crimbin shniv.
her boyfriend: What are you talking about ya crackdutch
I went to the doctor to see about these bumps on my one-eyed willy so I could get rid of them, and he said, "relax son, now you have a polish tickler for the ladies!"
The act of melting wax to another man's scrotum, in order to obtain sexual pleasure. Usually occurs in a drunken gay experience, in which one member is incredibly horny looking for a hookup.