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Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.
"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."
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The Creator of Xiongs.
We praise the Lees.
Lee by TheSlackingOffGuy May 2, 2017

trainspotter 

someone who obsessively collects bits of useless information

see also: nerd.
The trainspotter watched Beat the Geeks and took notes over questions missed.
trainspotter by Bubba Zanetti April 14, 2005
A word that means to quilt with silk
Rumplestilskin made the girl qsilk in the tower
qsilk by Idgaf896 September 3, 2023

Monitration 

mon·i·tra·tion \ˌmä-nə-ˈtrā-shən\ noun
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."

First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
Monitration by Krustee78 August 15, 2025
kyve is a usually a man who is very athletic and talented. he can also be intelligent and funny when he is auround other people who talk to him
kyve is a very good man
kyve by jeff 696 April 8, 2018

ayo Pause 

If your not a grade 8 boy…why are you saying this??
“Come Heidi!”
“Ayo Pause!!”
(Used in the place of “thats what she said” or when someone says something strange)
ayo Pause by I know all :) October 15, 2021