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When you realise that hitting alt-shift gives a different character than hitting just alt, and so you try out the entire keyboard into your browser, to find out there’s an Urban Dictionary entry for it, made by someone who also has nothing better to do.
Now get out.
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Columbine 

Where some of my best friends died.
April 20, 1999 at Columbine was the worst day of my life
Columbine by Stephanie. December 28, 2005

Fort Irwin 

A military installation in the Mojave Desert of California. Is 3 hours away from the nearest city, and 45 minutes away from the nearest town--Barstow--which is little more than a collection of meth labs and trailer parks. Touted by top brass as the 'cutting edge' maneuver training center, it is instead where those who have never fought a war attempt to teach tactics to thrice-over veterans of recent conflicts. When not conducting combat operations in Iraq, Soldiers stationed at this base are known for their alcoholism, occasional proclivity toward crystal meth and lack of free time or a normal sex life.
Soldier's friends at home: "Wow, you're stationed in California, you're lucky..."
Soldier: "It's not California like in CHIPS; It's Fort Irwin. Just shut the fuck up. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about."
Friends: "..Are you okay? You used to be such a sweet boy..."
Fort Irwin by dickhole April 27, 2006

abertoscorfano_lol

lol ily dairy <33
An amazing, beautiful person who is obsessed with South Park and is a gender fluid lesbian *lip bite*

“Oh yeah I like abertoscorfano_lol”

“Omg me too besties? Besties”
Keiwa is handsome and nicest person you can find in the world when it comes to sports he is really good at teaching and we can say he is really the best in this world
Wow you are keiwa?!
keiwa by R Y T November 21, 2021

Teajacking 

When a British actor portrays an American character with an accent so convincing that the audience is oblivious to their native accent.

The word derives from teaboo (see also: freeaboo, weeaboo). With the "tea" referencing the stereotype of British people drinking tea.

The opposite of teajacking is freejacking.
Whoa, I just found out the actor who plays Dr House was teajacking. I thought he was American this whole time!
Teajacking by smchl August 14, 2019
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