weak ass weed thats grown outside and sells for 25$ a fuckin quarter oz. thats filled with compressed seedy stringy shit that tastes even worse than it smells and takes at least 2 FAT blunts (1.5 g's per blunt) just to get a 30 minute high which is no more than a fuckin headache. Real talk this shit is worse than schwag
lame ass wannabee: yo I got some "fire mids" 25 a quarter
me: (looks at about 50 seeds mixed in w/stem/shake) This aint no fuckin mids bitch
lame ass wannabee:i'm tellin you this shit is "fire"
me: get the fuck outta my face with that nebraska no-buzz bullshit ass weed before i cave your fuckin chest in nigga
example 2
stupid ass kid:i just got 5.5g's of "fire mids" for 20 bucks!!
me: naw you just got your self a dub of nebraska no-buzz you stupid fuck (rolls purp blunt)
"Sorry, I couldn't come to your wedding. I had to watch 24 Hours of Le Mans yesterday."
"Wow, you are such a racist."
"Shut up, mom. It isn't even your first marriage."
When you are screwing your mailbox (at 6am) from behind and pull out and release all over the Mail Man
Then you force the mail man to snort all of your jiz then you shoot the mail man 69 times with a nerf gun
He’s going to grab the mail again.. I hope he doesn’t do another Dirty Anubis