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Roller Coaster 

While a girl is giving you a blowjob, you throw both your hands in the air, and slap the girl in the face with your balls.
Last night I gave that skank the roller coaster and ended up getting my left nut stuck in her eye socket.

Calories 

Little creatures that live in you closet and see your clothes a little tighter every night
-this short is to tight! Must be from all the calories last night
Calories by Eden953 May 14, 2015
Urban Dictionary Loser.

Unable to tell the difference between making a phonebook and posting a word on the Urban Dictionary.

These spammers constantly post a description of people they are either mad at or madly inlove with and just annoy the hell out of the editors.

They continue to repost when it is unpublished because they are too dim to read the rules.

Generally they are just annoying and just add easy decisions to the editors decision count.

These people should probably bee exterminated.
Shawn is so hot and smart bla bla bla

Dont publish

Whaaaa?? I'll post it again.

NO NO NO YOU STUPID UDL THIS ISNT FACEBOOK WE DONT WANT LISTS OF EVERYONE IN THE WORKD WHO EXISTS!!!!
UDL by Anna's February 7, 2010

I'm no daw 

Another way to say I'm not stupid, I didn't come down the last shower.
Person1: did ya hear Mary down to road won the euromillions.
Person2: come off it. I'm no daw, we all know mary, wouldn't spare a penny for any of that nonsense
The best thing ever
Ooooo I want an actimel they are very sexy
actimel by Actimel March 2, 2017

Fire sign 

Someone who wants everybody else to be mad when they're mad, they dont ever want to be the one everybody is angry with. As long as its somebody else, they want everybody to be mad at somebody.
The guy/girl was a fire sign person who loved to put a shitload of pressure on somebody else when it didn't matter, but didn't want any put on themselves by anybody else, that way he/she didn't have to ever be dependable to anyone, or accountable for anything.
Fire sign by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020
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