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gorilla in the trunk 

To have very loud subwoofers in a vehicle so that it sounds like there is an angry gorilla trying to get out of the trunk.
Eli used his Bar Mitzvah money to hook his slab up, now he has some serious gorilla in the trunk!

pity makeout 

When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.

This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?

Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
pity makeout by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009
When you are typing in porn and going to fast
Oops I searched porb hun again.
Porb by Coolpotato34 November 15, 2018
Music that sucks and should be banned in the USA
Pop goes the weasel.
pop by DA SHIZNIT May 18, 2004
An abbreviation for "Laugh for Real". Commonly used to indicate that one is actually laughing as a pose to LOL (Laugh out Loud) where it does not necessarily indicate that one is laughing out loud.

Created by Andre Zekic
Filip: What did the banana say to the other banana?
Andre: I don't know. What?
Filip: Nothing, bananas don't talk!
Andre: LFR!
LFR by TheAndrenator November 7, 2009
1. true blue, fair dinkum, aussie

2. an uneducated australian, usually resides in the western suburbs, is unemployed or works as a labourer. see westie, bogan, yobbo. This insult is mostly used by wogs asians or abos
gibbo: mate i'm gibbo orite
gibson: shut up ya fuckin gibbo
gibbo by Gibson October 8, 2003
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