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Urban Dictionary

flapping 

Teacher: You seem to be rather busy with something that you don't want anyone else to see. Come on, if it is more interesting than what is on the board you must share it with the class.
Pupil: Chill mate, I'm just flapping and it aint even a king skin.
flapping by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Alec Wasniewski 

Alec Wasniewski/or Alec is the type of person whom, likes toes, plays fortnite all day, and slurs his words. If you see a "Alec Wasniewski", put them down end there pain.
Alec Wasniewski: lets go! victory royal
Alec's mom: you are a disappointment to the family.
Alec Wasniewski: 0w0
Alec Wasniewski by Alecs dad September 15, 2019

sex pretzel

When you're wrestling around with your "straight" friends, and your twist your friend up into different sexual positions and make jokes because he doesn't posses enough physical strength to undo what you've done
Man, Kevin and Brent were wrestling around in the gowning room earlier and Kevin put Brent in the Sex Pretzel
"Yo that hat with the diamonds embroided onto it is mad expeez, I need to work a squillion years before i can affordskiz it."
expeez by alarizz October 21, 2008

Kentucky frosting tip 

A sex act in which one partner defecates into the foreskin, filling it with fecal matter, the guy afterwards squeezes from the base upwards to extrude the shit onto the desired surface.
Friend: “Hey man have you tried the Kentucky frosting tip with your girl yet?”

Me: “yeah man! I gave her some chocolate flowers right on her nipples!”

Shwaggle 

any marijuana that is not valued as the golden nugget.
"we are lookin for some shwaggle"

"fuck shwaggle"
Shwaggle by -markerbandit November 10, 2004
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