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confusionist 

(noun)
one who is a player and wants in your pants as fast as possible by any means. but others warn the prey, and the player is caught. the player denies the accusations and plays sweet. then just stops talking all together, leaving the prey in a state of confusion.
Michael is such a confusionist; he stopped talking to Sarah right after she was warned he uses girls.
confusionist by Mel =] May 27, 2008

slaughter 

1. A town in Texas which, contrary to its name, has never had a single homocide.

2. You can't spell it without "Laughter."
1. Nobody got killed there.

2. "You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter!"
a mindset where you don’t quit and always find one more in you. means pushing through tired, doing the work, and not making excuses. used to lock in and keep going when you wanna stop.
“i was completely gassed, but just like cag, i had one more in me and finished it.”
Cag by CagHasOneMoreInHim December 23, 2025
A word that is terribly overused when someone says literally anything.
"Matt, I looked up synonyms for you!" "wow."
"Matt, I bought you Chick-Fil-A!" "WOW!"
wow by future sister-in-law mwiz December 24, 2016
In the British political context, a member of the British Labour Party.
What a hoon!
Hoon by Groater April 15, 2009

facebook player 

A guy whose friend list on facebook consists of 90% girls. However, he has never met most of these girls. His default picture will usually feature him in sunglasses making some sort of hand gesture in an embarrassing attempt to look like a player, when in reality he has no confidence with women, is 5' 4" and still lives at home. He sends out friend requests to random girls, and hardly ever talks to any of them, except when he wants them to leave sexually charged wall posts so his friends and other girls think he's sexy.
Person 1: Dude, Liam has 544 friends on facebook! And they are almost all girls.

Person 2: No worries, he's just a facebook player
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