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kleonk keonk 

A beautiful phrase somebody would use to express their boredom in boring and/or random situations. You must shriek this phrase in a high-pitched voice when bored/feeling random.
"This is such a stupid game."
"KLEONK KEONK!"
"I agree!"
kleonk keonk by Bryan N. December 5, 2007

Giuseppe’d 

Fluke.

Usually when playing tabled ball games such as billiards, pool or snooker
Oh, he’s gone and Giuseppe’d it again
Giuseppe’d by Gsepeboi November 24, 2023
Farkas is a Hungarian surname, unfortunate enough to sound like 'Fuckass' or 'Fartass' when pronounced quickly; this surname is commonly subjected to humorous payouts, especially by school students.
Tom: Hey Fuckass.
Nicholas Farkas: Hey Tom.
Farkas by The Surname Guy October 7, 2013
Lazy Donkey
Kempston is a chooch!
Chooch by Jimmy Glick August 22, 2003

Hyperstricted 

Akin to a state of catatonia,
some have likened it to indentured servitude
while others describe it as
Ulitmate Stressedoutedness.
Wally was hyperstricted by his
Mortgage, Auto payments, Utility Bills,
Walyers, and Hellth-care concerns.
Hyperstricted by skipix December 9, 2008
when you mean to type "cried" but you type "cied"
person 1: "what the fuck man. i just cied because of you."
person 2: "cied?"
person 1: "what"
person 2: "what?"
cied by (br)iko September 23, 2018
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