Gay Bimbo - Person who is not attractive enough to be a model, not intelligent enough to be an actor, and not nice enough to be anything but a fake flake friend. A person, typically between the ages of 14 and 39, who doesn't care how clueless they are as long as they are "hot". They are pretty, stupid, dumb, usually vain and egoistic, and obsessed with clothes and hair. Often found giggling hysterically over things no one else could possibly understand. Desperate for ANY sort of attention. bimbo flake

very sneaky

Something that is objectively ugly but also kind of attractive and you can't quite figure out why (derived from Fergie's classic composition "Fergalicious").

Term frequently used at Dickinson College to refer to a beautiful, unobtainable crush with whom the likelihood of hooking up is akin to stumbling upon a unicorn in a mythical forest. Many a student will attempt to capture said unicorn but such efforts are nearly always fruitless, leaving the unicorn untouchable and free to gallop through campus unrestrained in its magical beauty.

A hairy beastly individual with the fashion finesse of a pop queen.
Kong- as in born of King Kong
Posh- as in born of Posh Spice
Thus, KONGPOSH is the child of King Kong and Posh Spice.

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