Noun: Player, Used to describe
one who is the "KING OF THE SEAS". This mofo will put a cap in yo
ass if you even look at him
wrong. Don't cross with Tej or it may just be the last thing you do.
-(Puss): I saw Tej walking down the street yesterday and I almost shit my pants. I had to hide in a trash can for the rest of the day
-(Chuck Norris): Shit every
time I hear the word "Tej", I get reminded of that time where he beat my
ass with a candlestick
-(Aunt Jemima): Tej will put the syrup in
yo pancakes
-(Colonel Sanders): Tej is too drunk to taste this chicken
-(Allah): Praise me
bitches (see's Tej), O SHIT, PRAISE TEJ, TEJ, TEJ.......(blows himself up)