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Urban Dictionary

a bootlicker or subservient hanger-on to the fanatical behavior of trolls.

a toady can often be found posting on message boards and participating actively in trolling behavior.
Post 1 - (Troll)
You guys remember "lol mutant" or am I just making that up?
Post 2 - (Toady 1)
I think the phrase "I sorta realize what I wanted" rings a bell...lol mutant
Post 3 - (Toady 2)
Yeah, he's a bit on the moronic side. lol mutant
Post 4 - (Toady 3)
I haven't seen lol mutant in ages, he was so lulsy.
toady by QuidProQuo101 April 20, 2011

grassyass 

grassyass by Anonymous October 1, 2003
A sexy babe, with huge jugs and a nice ass. All the guys want her.
Hey you see that sexy, hot girl over there?
Who Sarah?
Yeah, im gonna ask her out today.
NO MAN! I was!it asshole?
Fine, lets take THIS outside bitch!
sarah by Heeey14 January 17, 2009

can i speak to you son 

If your dad is cool and he says it, he's pulling you aside to have a confidential "coaching" moment, while saving you the embarrasment of having your friends hear the whole subject.

Can also be said to someone about your own age who is being a bit naive, for example about a girl who might be bad news, but who your homey is starting to get caught up in. You might say to him "can i speak to you son" as a way of letting him subtly know he might want to talk to you because there might be something you know that he might want or need to know.
Your unsuspecting friend: "Man, I don't see why all them other dogs be saying that girl is a golddigger! She seemed nice, and very interested in me."

You: "can i speak to you son"
derogatory word for blacks in spanish
Julian: "You know Chris, right?"
Eric: "Which Chris?"
Julian: "Fukin manteco Chris."
Eric: "Yea I know that fukin manteco"
manteco by Juggernawt October 29, 2007
When someone (usually a man) is bald AND ugly.
"That bugly guy wanted to buy me a drink, so I let him--then ran away."
bugly by Sporgan May 13, 2006

chodette 

When her vag os as wide and deep as a frying pan
Dude did you know that your moms a chodette
chodette by poundtown01 October 26, 2011
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