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Inconcievable 'choking' during a competitive sport. Typically squash.
"I can't believe it, had the match virtually won and then I went and Marto-ed it".
marto by iack November 5, 2003

basqueetal

Having to do with fucking prostitutes and being a humper.
"Eh basqueetal, rand ko chod na band kar aur kaam kar"
basqueetal by SlashHacker March 16, 2005

super virgin 

someone who does ict/ digital technology for gsce or alevels
ash does ict? wow what a super virgin
super virgin by 69sexhaver420 August 1, 2022
A type of Japanese hentai involving turnips and sexual fishing. It's so violent and grotesque it isn't legal to be viewed outside of Japan. It's so gruesome it's the only hentai where people complain when it ISN'T censored.
"Dude, have you ever seen yesboi?"
"Well my eyes are bleeding so yeah."
Yesboi by The Grumpy Biscuit October 15, 2017
A particular individual who takes great pride in his knowledge of pornographic categories. He can easily name all existing categories, with a particular emphasis on squirting and camel toe. Unfortunately for him, he is not very succesfull in applying his knowledge on real females, so he takes out his frustation on his penis.
Teacher: "What is your favourite thing about life?"
Bogo: (hissing) "SSSSQUIRRRTING!!!!"
Bogo by Eugene&Fedora January 21, 2018

Obama time 

A phrase to discretely say “sex”. It was created by two girls on a trip when their classmates kept making Obama finger puppets make out.

It can also be used to describe words like sexy or when reading something the characters are staring to get a little into it.
“They’re talking about Obama time!”

“It’s kinda Obama time-y”
Obama time by Doodooememamomoo July 19, 2023
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