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Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary 

How could you look up the urban dictionary while you're INSIDE URBAN DICTIONARY! Now that's just inception, you philosopher! Anyways I guess you came here for a definition. Urban Dictionary is a website dedicated to internet slang. Anyone can upload their own definitions here, and when you submit your definition, it is looked over and if it is an acceptable definition, it is added to the term on the top box. Now that we've covered how to make definitions, we will now go over a few functions. Urban Dictionary is a memory bank of internet slang, so you may type something in the search bar and find what people defined the term as. If you see a¯\_(ツ)_/¯ then this means that you either typed it wrong or you just discovered a term that is ready to be defined.
Lenny: Oh heyy there spicy boi! I like your swag spaghetti!
Garrette: Uhhh Lenny, that's not how you use slanf...
Lenny: I'm trying to be a cool dude
Garrette: *facepalm* Have you ever even HEARD of Urban Dictionary?
Lenny: Urbee what-ctionary?
Garrette: Ugghh... JUST GO TO URBAN DICTIONARY TO LOOK UP SLANG!
Lenny: Oh. Okay...
Urban Dictionary by SushiWarlord November 1, 2016

Boob rub maneuver 

When a woman "accidentally" rubs, squeezes, squishes, bumps, brushes, or bounces her breasts against a man (or possibly woman) for the purposes of seduction, attention, or possibly a bigger tip.
Sharon pulled the boob rub maneuver while Tom was showing her how to shoot pool in an attempt to go home with him.
Boob rub maneuver by acmemetal September 22, 2014

Captivity of negativity 

Being captivated by negativity. A form of depression in which you feel like crap and are falling down a never-ending gravitational spiral of negativity. Could also be used to threaten someone.

Used once by Theodore Bagwell (T-Bag) of Prison Break, and also once more by Gretchen of the same TV Series.
"I'm under the captivity of negativity"

"If you ever touch her you'll be under my captivity of negativity."
Captivity of negativity by Toxicfume December 18, 2008

Lets Go Brandon 

Used by the shit fetish community when speaking about shit coming out of the asshole. Lets Go refers to supporting the shit coming out, meanwhile Brandon is a replacement for "browning", another word for the action of shitting. Brandon is used as a replacement due to its similarity to the original word as well as its ambiguity to the general public.
Shit enthusiast 1: "I think they're about to shit!"

Shit enthusiast 2: "fuck yeah! Lets Go Brandon!"
Lets Go Brandon by ThiccumsPickums69 December 28, 2021

Zap A Gap 

Gods gift to man. Everything Krazy glue wishes it was. Able to glue anything you want back together. It can also be used as a form of liquid band aid on cuts. the possibilities are endless
1.
Man 1: OH SHIT i just broke your hella expensive china
Man 2: Its fine nothing a little zap a gap cant fix.

2.
Construction worker 1: DUDE HELP ME I JUST CUT MY FINGER OFF.
Construction worker 2. Have no fear with a little zap a gap we'll have your finger back together in no time
Zap A Gap by Doow Narik February 18, 2009
When an ethnic minority demands equality until they actually get it, whereupon they proceed to cry about not getting the special treatment they believe they deserve.
I wish I was part of a whinority, this way I can get a completely free education without meeting the same standards as the white kids.
Whinority by Sickle Cell Anemia October 1, 2008