March 5th
Ask out your crush day! 😈
March 5th by Babalishka March 4, 2021
Urban Dictionary
school chair
"Oh man, I did the school chair last night, it was so tight, dawg!"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
"Mmm man, she got the school chair like nobody's business."
"You got any of that young school chair?"
school chair by The Hot Diggity Dog November 25, 2013
improtantly
(10:40:48 PM) thebuc1010: OH YEA
(10:40:50 PM) thebuc1010: AND MOST IMPROTANTLY
(10:40:52 PM) thebuc1010: I AM GONNA BE MAD
(10:40:53 PM) thebuc1010: NAKED
(10:40:50 PM) thebuc1010: AND MOST IMPROTANTLY
(10:40:52 PM) thebuc1010: I AM GONNA BE MAD
(10:40:53 PM) thebuc1010: NAKED
improtantly by THEBUC1010 December 9, 2008
Innocent Flirting
1. A term used to justify flirting with people for entertainment purposes only but not because there is a sincere interest in anyone being flirted with.
2. A married person who continues to flirt with people outside their marriage just to prove they've "still got it".
3. A woman who flirts just enough to keep the attention of someone she's not really interested in but doesn't want to give up the preferential treatment.
4. A woman who flirts only to make her self feel sexy and/or desirable with no regard for anyone's feelings but her own.
5. A term which provides plausible deniability when someone gets caught cheating on their s/o.
2. A married person who continues to flirt with people outside their marriage just to prove they've "still got it".
3. A woman who flirts just enough to keep the attention of someone she's not really interested in but doesn't want to give up the preferential treatment.
4. A woman who flirts only to make her self feel sexy and/or desirable with no regard for anyone's feelings but her own.
5. A term which provides plausible deniability when someone gets caught cheating on their s/o.
* Examples of each numbered item above:
1. He/she knows I'm in a relationship so he/she should have known it was just innocent flirting.
2. We've never gone past innocent flirting, but if I wasn't married, the things I would love to do to that!
3. I'm not really interested in him. I just do a little innocent flirting to make him feel good about buying me gifts and taking me out to eat.
4. We only talked for a little while, but I know he wants me BAD! I could have him anytime I want, but for now, I'm not doing anything more than innocent flirting.
5. I wasn't doing anything wrong, it was just innocent flirting.
1. He/she knows I'm in a relationship so he/she should have known it was just innocent flirting.
2. We've never gone past innocent flirting, but if I wasn't married, the things I would love to do to that!
3. I'm not really interested in him. I just do a little innocent flirting to make him feel good about buying me gifts and taking me out to eat.
4. We only talked for a little while, but I know he wants me BAD! I could have him anytime I want, but for now, I'm not doing anything more than innocent flirting.
5. I wasn't doing anything wrong, it was just innocent flirting.
Innocent Flirting by Jamalizm November 22, 2011
insta-vomit swag
To be scared so suddenly the contents of whatever happens to be in your stomach to suddenly explode into your mouth cavity and then to be reswallowed.
"Oh crap man did you see how bad Olivia scared David with that freaky tongue thing?"
"Yeah dude, David got a dose of insta-vomit swag."
"Yeah dude, David got a dose of insta-vomit swag."
insta-vomit swag by #swagg September 5, 2011