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Zeyad is a epic man and he hate changed and he's on your mom
Zeyad_ by Zeyadepicman September 6, 2021

stuperflux

verb acting without regard to others in a sleezey manner
I hate it when Jimmy comes home from work and does nothing but stuperflux with the ones he loves

Daniel got fired from his job because he was stuperfluxing with the female attending

That god damn Lilo is a regular stuperfluxer, especially around the cheerleaders.

The most stuperflux thing a guy can do when he's out with a girl is to whip it out

stuperflux by Emaster88 October 6, 2007
Jacey’s are genuinely the sweetest most down to earth girls. They wear their heart on their sleeves and will do anything to make you feeel special. Can be a bit shy at times but once they open up they’re the life of the party. They typically have very nice hair and cute smiles. And smell fantastic! Jacey please break up with your boyfriend and be with me!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Dude who is that!
Guy 2: That’s Jacey you idiot
Guy 1: She is so attractive and smells like sweet flowers.
Guy 2: Too bad she’s probably taken ..
Jacey by RemindMeToFactCheck April 25, 2024

Gorillah grip pussy 

A strong pelvic floor developed from chronic clitoral masterbation.
“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”
This occurs when someone is typing porn really fast not paying attention to the keyboard. Although, instead of typing "O", they mistype "0" and switch "0" with "r".

This is very similar to the case of ZOMG. When someone is typing OMG really fast, they mistype "Z" instead of holding down the shift button.
Billy: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Mike: Billy, what's going on back there?
Billy: Talk later, watchin pr0n
pr0n by Jorbsides November 13, 2009

JANUARY 26TH

January 26th is national get a cake day with your best friend. Even better if her name is brooke. If you are a parent of a kid with a best friend with the name of brooke you should definitely respect this holiday and get that cake ;)
You: "Oh hey its January 26th"
Brooke: "oh yeah let's get a cake"
JANUARY 26TH by Notleilaniandbrooke January 26, 2021
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