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stands for whaat-a-bitchh =P
teacher: gonna confisate this ipodd and keep it for myself so my kids will love me again!!!!!!!

*behind her back*
meee: W-A-B!!! while pointeing at her
matee: omg Yeaa wab! :)
wab by its a hoe. oh no :) October 31, 2008

cuts to the quick 

her tone always cuts to the quick

Moha Classic 

Sending a message talking about somebody and deleting it. We call it the Moha Classic
sends a message "dude I hate this guy hes so annoying" and then deletes it we call it the moha classic.
Moha Classic by cIassics March 6, 2021
A member of the Lezcano family is usually a person with a great sense of humor and beauty. Found almost always in the male gene. Males usually tend to be tall and sexy with a nice "area" where the ladies like it. They also tend to be a little bit on the fruity side but thats alright because everyone likes them that way. ;)
Daaaaaaaang you see that guy? He must be a Lezcano
To half-ass something.
Generally used in the automotive world, when speaking of a task that is handled in a very lazy manner.
"Dude, you totally guidom'ed that bolt!"
"I guidom'ed my first engine, and it blew two miles down the road..."
guidom by Adrian Pike June 13, 2005

Springfield, MO 

Is a nasty ass trashy, dirty place in the southwest corner of Missouri filled meth, homeless, with people with more felony convictions than they have teeth. People in Springfield are of contradictions. The 6 figure, yuppy wannabe rich classless people eat ham sandwiches with a cup filled with pepsi, yet they look down at you. People in Springfield are people with no sense of aesthetic. The girls here are overweight, with badly groomed hair, yet give looks of disgust to anyone who looks in their direction that doesn't look like Brad Pitt. The people in Springfield are overall racist, yet most women have at least 3 mixed race kids out of the 5 kids they have between 5 fathers.
Springfield is a larger place in an area with nothing but empty fields. Secularism is one of the few cosmopolitan qualities that have slipped in, but despite that even the secular population maintain the same protestant melody of exclusion, shunning those in aren't in their group.
Springfield being several years behind everyone thinks craft beer and IPAs are the coolest thing ever. They're complete try hards. Seeing a fat, 35 year old beer dude who looks like a dollar store-version of Seth Rogan are still common sights.Their music consist of various wannabes who think one day they'll break out by being one of the tons of acoustic guitar guys playing trite songs. Springfield trying to act like they have anything cool going on is like watching a retarded man pretend to be smart.
Kim Jung-Un: I need to find a target to drop a nuke on.

North Korean adviser: How about Springfield, MO?

Kim Jung-Un: No, that place looks like its already been devastated.
Springfield, MO by God, I'm So Great September 15, 2019
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