A landborne whale, survives off of fast
food and
lethargic-ness...a lumbering giant that when angered can
squish anything smaller than it.
Mel Gibson: I was in Austin,
Texas the other day and I saw what had to be the worlds largest human.
Brad Pitt: Thats not a human dude, thats a real life
Texas Whale, the only reason there named
Texas Whale's though is because everything is bigger in Texas.
Mel: Oh i see...so that fat ass ho at the mall the other day was a Texas Whale too?
Brad: Yep...