Ay sigma way of saying yo cheeks are gettin clapped hella hard

An asshole person

I redarded red head who gives a new definition to "dumb blonde"

Also the nickname i have that i HATE, as i hate lindsay lohan with every ounce of my five fott tall being

(synonym for bloated)

To become bloated due to consumption of many beer or chinese food.

When an American teen jumps off a balcony in London wearing brass knuckles with spikes in them. As he falls he starts to spin rapidly, meanwhile an old British tart is sunning her self nude outside. The kids whirrling ifst of furry goes up her arse when she bends over to pick up a glass of lemondae. He tunnels up her anus then out the top of her head. when he comes out he is caked in shit and blood and the woman is effectively "cream filled"

The act of stealing cigarettes from a gas station or Convience store. When faced with the conflict of both no smokes and no money, one may attempt the MM. Go into a gas station (preferably drunk) and ask for a pack of cigarettes. When the clerk grabs the pack and lays them on the counter say " oh I'm sorry i meant _(type of cigs). When the clerk turns again, switch the empty pack of Marbs with the full pack and begin walking away. When the clerk finally turns, say "never mind, i have to get more money from my car" as you walk out the door. Proceed to drive fast