Asa
sexy beast!!!@$#$%$
Asa by junononononooooo April 6, 2022
Urban Dictionary
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dump scare
You’re sitting in the Sonic bathroom, after a lovely chili cheese dog. There’s a line outside that’s been there for about 20 minutes because you’ve been busy on the toilet. You’re finally done with your business, and you have one more shit to plop out. You let it out, but it is a small one. It hits the water, and you feel the cold water splash up and hit you, also called a dump scare.
dump scare by Big dicky dick boy September 12, 2022
Lunchbox Tragedy
A serious problem often discussed at lunch. Hence, lunchbox. Often times a sad tragic tale. Hence tragedy. Example: Loss of a loved one (see Kurt Cobain)
Lunchbox Tragedy by Lunchbox Tragedy October 17, 2003
Minnesota Hand Warmer
The act of attempting to pick up or deploy a live NFDD (Noise Flash Diversionary Device) (i.e. flash bang), but retaining it for too long a period that it deflagrates while in your hands resulting in injuries such as loss of fingers and/or severe burns.
Pat was at the 'protest' and tried to throw the flash bang back at the cops, but got a Minnesota Hand Warmer instead.
Minnesota Hand Warmer by Bulletsponge413 January 29, 2026
Going Witte
Going Witte implies going "rogue" on the team during a Battle Royale. In an attempt to make a "witty" play for fat loot, they agree to land together then cross country voyage across the map away from the squad, only to demand for help when engaged on by a team.
Squadmate: let's all land at the jail.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.
*squad in agreement*
Squadmate 2: where'd Witte go?
Squadmate 3: he's Going Witte. Look he's in the fucking moistiest swamp!!!
Squadmate Going Witte: help there's a full squad here.
Going Witte by Guamiest October 21, 2021