five finger ballet

The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).

Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.

five finger ballet by jhwalkerphoenix February 20, 2010

William

A cute, hot, gentleman.

More like Prince Charming.

The Best Boyfriend you can imagine.

Who is simply Hilarious.

And has the Most Prettyful Eyes with Blonde hair to go along with him<333

Kat: I think I've fallen for an angel.

Kat: I've fallen for my Bestest Friend, William. <333

William by KittyKaos January 23, 2010

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derect deposit

Refers to da "straight from da source" load of love-juice dat a dude pumps from his love-pipe into a gal's love-tunnel, as opposed to his merely jizzing into a vial, and then da hoping-for-pregnancy gal gets artificially inseminated some time later.

Besides its including one or more sexual-pleasure-providing in-person encounters wif da hot-hunk sperm-donor(s), da main benefit of a child-desiring chick's signing up fer derect deposit is dat da donated sperm is always totally "fresh off da factory floor" and reliably delivered, rather than it's just being a possibly-less-fertile frozen-and-then-thawed product dat could also get delayed, lost, or stolen somewhere in transit --- i.e., sometime between da point of collection and da clinic when it would actually be administered to said would-be mother.

derect deposit by QuacksO February 22, 2023

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Asperger syndrome

Asperger syndrome is a very rare but beneficial difference that positively affects your IQ. Asperger's, like other differences on the autism spectrum, may affect how you think and feel. The symptoms are:

100 IQ or higher (usually 110 or higher)
Being a chatterbox
Smart
High verbal ability
A fast learner
Trouble finding friends

About 1 in 229 people have Asperger's worldwide, we are so lucky that Asperger's is a thing. That's 35,877,600 people.

Personaly, as an Aspie, I despise the puzzle piece and I don't want awareness. I want acceptance and the rainbow infinity symbol.

Einstein had Asperger Syndrome, so he could change the world.

Asperger syndrome by SpecialAspieRyanBoi March 29, 2022