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A strange 17 year old, ailling from New Jersey. He plays the trombone and the tuba. He dances very well and is in the marching band. He loves monkeys, board games and fuzzy blankets.

He is gifted in math but doesn't do words.
He is also a safari master and the current dancing queen.

He is also known as cocoapuff, kiki, puddles, Nick, cheezi, safari master, tree hugger, and many other unrelated nicknames.
Look at Cookie dance!

Cookie is the strangest cat at CHS.

Cookie smells like beef.
Cookie by Stinktoe January 8, 2009

Urichsville

Welp if you looking for crack heads and the finest heroine heads! Well come on down to Uhrichsville!! Where you will find people skinny like they have never seen a bite of food due to the meth that they had been smoking for the past 20 years. We have more drugs than the cartels have ever seen with there own eyes like herion, crack, meth, “weed”, and the finest yet,coke. If you come down here you might just get blown up by the meth house beside you.
Terry: Make sure you hurry up and burp that meth it has to smell like chemicals outside.
Bobby: I bet but I don’t want it to blow I just want a good batch
Neighbor: It smells funny outhere...BOOM
Police/fire department:Welp there goes the Urichsvilles best meth makers
Crack head:Damn... where am I supposed to go get my fix now. Oh yea that’s right there is a meth camp right by the tracks not even a mile away from the middle school

squinnypig 

This is a rodent that is a cross between a guinea pig and a squirrel. They have been spotted in Le Grand California. They also come in different varieties.
Do you think if I left the squinnypig door open that they will come in?
squinnypig by Squinnypig Lover!!! October 31, 2007
Noun
1. A really, really ugly pig

2. A moldy piece of ham

3. A really, really, REALLY good nickname for a male
1. "I ran for my life as I saw that hamqham sprint after me"

2. "Bob checked the fridge, and threw away the hamqham sitting in my fridge"

3. "Hamqham, could you please pass me that pencil?"
Hamqham by LoloElquito April 29, 2019

Coffeysack 

The complete raping of the mouth.
Ouch you just got coffeysacked hard
Coffeysack by bobby longstockings October 6, 2010

fade this nigga

To fucking beat the shit outta a nigga for disrespecting you.
Trump is a bitch ass nigga, Imma fade this nigga the next time I see his ass
fade this nigga by Thatnibbalikiah October 7, 2017

Making Pizza 

The act of placing your meat on the face of a ginger
Dude, I heard David was making pizza with that Irish girl in homeroom
Making Pizza by The Real McAboy January 19, 2020
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