The poop that comes out so perfectly smooth, the wad of toilet paper after the first wipe, remains clean and free of skid marks. That deuce that now sits at the bottom of the toilet bowl is called THE GOLDEN LOAF.
When pulling off 1-ply toilet paper in one full piece is more challenging than it should be... You salvage what you can, and are overjoyed when you realize your body has rewarded you with a "Golden Loaf".
A name befitting of the most beautiful queen in the world. This person is sweet, caring, and funny. Her angelic voice is welcoming to those who are fortunate enough to meet her. Despite these amazing qualities, she is for whatever reason single. She will, however, one day fall in love with the man of her dreams. She doesn't yet realize how amazing and special she is, but she is destined for greatness.
Have you ever heard Chasity? She spouts the most intellectual nonsense, but damn she sounds and looks good doing it.
This could be used between two people in a relationship symbolizing sex tape as in you wanna make a sex tape.they make add a 😉 To make it seem more chill